My New Job and Slenderman

Hi guys, sorry for not being active, I got a new job at KFC! It was actually a part of my investigation, my older brother told me that he heard that this KFC is haunted, so I should go undercover and apply there, but it turns out that helping out in the kitchen is actually really fun. I also get to bring leftovers if I close my shift, which my brother enjoys Didn't see any ghosts, but I will keep looking!
In other news, what has happened!? Is everyone safe? I wasn't here for the Slenderman attack, but I hope it was neutralized!

Greetings everyone, my brother Stuart asked me to write an "update" in this thread. Unfortunately, our father got into an argument with him over his grades, and banned him from using our computer until Christmas. "He is safe, just very mad". Very unfortunate, but c'est la vie. It sure seems lovely here, but I think I'm too old for a forum where people discuss grimdark stories and school, I graduated 6 years ago, give or take. Take care. - M.

thank u m im sorry that stu got taken away by your devious father i hope he can come back soon or i will have to send your father to the darkness realm

hi you are nice.......

I'm back you guys! I asked my brother to not go into details, and yet he did Whatever! I was working after Christmas, but now I'm back. I want to share my discoveries later...

xxDarknessAngelxx wrote:

thank u m im sorry that stu got taken away by your devious father i hope he can come back soon or i will have to send your father to the darkness realm

Our father is absolutely devious! At least I got 2 video games for Christmas, and new headphones from my mom! M got money for Christmas and ordered himself something on Ebay. I hope it's not another David Lynch Wish my dad was in shadow realm for real, Atem would certainly find his behavior very unjust.

serenity sparkler. wrote:

hi you are nice.......

I think you are nice too!